What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can you maintain self-control?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why should we share our wife with others?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.