What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:58

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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